Mia. 23. Australian.
Find me on Ao3 as bottlefame_brewglory.
I post whatever takes my fancy and I am horrendous at tagging.
The Blacklist, Good Omens and Dr Who prominent. Drop me a line any time Much love. x
“He gave me my mail and said ‘Are you expecting anything from Germany?’ and I said 'I might be - we’ve got friends over there’,” said Mr Biggs.
“He said 'Have a look at this letter’ - so I had a look and turned it over and our friends’ address was on the back of it and on the front it just said England.”
Mr Biggs said the card had been sent from a sorting office in Germany close to Gloucester’s twin town of Trier and had not been opened.
“I said 'How on earth did you know it was for me?’ and he said 'I didn’t, I’ve been wandering around with this’, said Mr Biggs.
"My wife and I are absolutely shocked but this puts posties at five or six stars and top of the tree for me this Christmas.”
The card, it is believed, may have originally been addressed correctly and so was sent to the right area of England - but with an address label that fell off at some point.
A Royal Mail spokesman said: “Royal Mail’s team of 'address detectives’ are renowned for their ability to ensure poorly addressed items of mail reach their intended recipients however, even by their standards, this is pretty impressive.”
the royal mail detectives are a weird bunch, and like if it was addressed right it would get right but i love the idea they went “well it’s from Trier so send it to the twinned town first”
saw someone say “if i didn’t know better i’d think [the missing submarine case] was just viral marketing for markipler’s iron lung” ajnd was briefly captivated by this world where markiplier sends 5 billionaires to their deaths to promote his movie
guys he didn’t actually do that
That would make me want to breed him tbh. Like imagine being so powerful you can not only convince rich people that the price they pay is fair but also make your movie trailer based on them while also getting away scott free from it. Like he deserves to get bred to 1000 kids per day at least.
i really want you to know that things you say on posts show up for me in my notifications and i have to read them with my eyebalsl
Have I eaten today? Do I have autism? I want a new job. Am I dehydrated? God, I want top surgery so bad. Where’s my birth certificate? Oh it’s nice out today! Should I get high tonight? I’m so hungry. I’m so sad. Do my friends hate me? I need a nap. I’d be so much hotter without tits.
Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.
Me: “Disney live action remakes are soulless cash grabs that deny the original writers and artists the credit they deserve” Some fucking chud: “Exactly! They never should have started wokeifying all their movies” Me:
tonight I’m going to actually do some writing (she said, boldly, fully knowing that what she is actually going to do is struggle to figure out dinner, go for a walk, and maybe watch fullmetal alchemist)
